Friday, July 27, 2007

At Large

These two mystery shoppers have been cruising through small unsuspecting eastcoast communities posing as tri-athletes when in actuality, they are bread inspectors. A local vendor, who chose with remain anonymous for this story, claimed these two were in his store "for sure". He says he knew right away by the wild look in their eyes, thier rabid appetitie for fresh baked goods and (of course) their shaved legs.

"As they left the shop in leaving a wake of crumbs and drool I could swear I overheard one of them say something about getting an Ice Cream chaser."

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