While former Diamond Back professoinal Jason Grimsley has been slapped with a meaningless 50 Game suspension for using human growth hormones and Amphetamines, Belly Bean from the Mankato M&Ms remains calm, unconcerned and completely oblivious to performance enhancing drugs.
According to her agent, "She's juicin' alright. I beleive it was orange juice this morning, or was that cranberry juice? Anyway, it's too early to tell if her suplimental intake has enhanced her play."
Critics and fans are watching anxiously to see if Belly Bean will be swinging for the fences before the season is out.
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