Friday, June 09, 2006

Last of the Pre-teen B-Days

Funny you mention belly laugh
by Crazy Pete, Team F*U*N Poet Lariat

Ellie rhymes with belly,
And yours shakes like jelly,
When you let out a year-older laugh.

That doesn't mean you're funny,
Cuz your nose is quite runny,
And you snort like a long-necked giraffe.

See, it's really quite simple,
Like your big yellow pimple,
To be popped by your Mom and her staff.

Today's your big day,
And your birthday suit's on display,
So get some clothes, kid, and cover your lower half.

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