With Side Track out of town, the prisoners have taken over the prison. In this grainy, covert photo, the POW's are seen taunting a duct taped and bound Buzz Daddy with ice cream and chips.Their demands are simple: a fueled jet at Mankato Interstate Airport; $2M small unmarked bills; clearance for landing at Orlando International Airport; new identities; transportation for four to Disney World (with a stop at Wendy's for lunch) and four packs of Juicy Fruit gum. If there is ANY interference by "authorities", they'll let Buzz Daddy's hair grow and put a tatoo of Barbie on his forhead, cover him in syrup and let Tootsie take over from there. It won't be pretty.
Buzz Daddy, pleads... "Please do what the say. They mean business, and I can't remember how to comb my hair, let alone use all those fancy hair products! Side Track... where are you??"
2 comments:
I'll toss in a quart of Cherry Garcia to keep him bound and gagged.
hey man, I'm in for a bathtub full of tootsie rolls if you keep the tape on his mouth!
Aunt Emily
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