Caption The Photo

A week ago a caption was requested for this photo:

So far this is what we've got.

"OK son, once you put the firecracker in one of your sisters favorite toys, you light it, stand back and wait for it to blow up. It is mans work" -- Annonymous

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"Son, life is like a box of chocolates..." -- Syd, Washington